OMAR JASSO

Hi, I'm Omar. I've recently finished my 23rd trip around the sun, and I feel great! I like space, time, simplicity, art, animals, happiness, programming, and cycling. Twitter will tell you what I think, and Last.fm will tell you what I listen to. If you need to know anything else, please don't hesitate to ask. ∞

SO MY SISTER JUST WALKED IN WITH SOME BASKIN ROBBINS

  • Bianca: Hey, check out what mom g--
  • Omar: OH, COOL! WHAT'D YOU GET ME?
  • Bianca: ...
  • Omar: ...You didn't get me anything?
  • Bianca: Sorry, I didn't know that you wanted ice cream.
  • Omar: Why wouldn't I want ice cream? Everybody loves ice cream!
  • Bianca: Not everybody. That's a HYPERBOLE.
  • (and then she left my room)