September 2010
19 posts
My boss just asked if it's okay for me to come in...
It’s not, I was looking forward to waking up at an ungodly hour, before the sun rose. Bummer.
/s
SO MY SISTER JUST WALKED IN WITH SOME BASKIN...
Bianca: Hey, check out what mom g--
Omar: OH, COOL! WHAT'D YOU GET ME?
Bianca: ...
Omar: ...You didn't get me anything?
Bianca: Sorry, I didn't know that you wanted ice cream.
Omar: Why wouldn't I want ice cream? Everybody loves ice cream!
Bianca: Not everybody. That's a HYPERBOLE.
(and then she left my room)
Around the Solar System (Photo Set) →
Too good to not see.
Watchedkirk:
The Happy Planet Index. 17 minutes long, if you’ve got the time.
girlsiwouldnotbang.tumblr.com →
On bulimia...
Kristen: Were you ever bulimic?
Omar: Which one is that?
Kristen: That's when you eat a ton and then you throw up.
Omar: Yeah, except I don't like throwing up, so I'd just take the food and flush it down the toilet. Does that count?
RE: Justin Bieber demotivational poster
Bianca: Justin Bieber is not a girl!
Omar: Oh, she's not?
Bianca: She's not a girl!
Omar: Wait, you just said SHE's not a girl.
Bianca: T_T