March 2009
15 posts
A lesson for everyone, because this is one of my...
If needed, feel free to fix yours now. I’ll pretend you were never wrong.
One of these days...
My parents will be home from church much earlier than I expected and I’ll run into them as I’m running around the house in my underwear. Then I’ll run back to my room, shut the door, turn the music down, and pretend that nothing ever happened.
WatchFoop! Foop! Foop!
Hilarious.
1:09PM (Saturday, March 14), I've gotten out of...
MOM: I need you to run some errands.
ME: I'm sleeping.
MOM: Well you stayed up all night talking to your girlfriend, now grin and bear it.
ME: Girlfriend? Get out of here. You're mean.
MOM: Come on.
ME: You're mean, I want to sleep.
MOM: The night was made for sleep.
ME: THE NIGHT WAS MADE FOR VENGEANCE!
